i randomly got a message from someone on myspace… here is my very modest reply to them:
trying to make fun of funtown?? hahaha, are you serious?! i’ve never even heard of funtown. who the fuck are you?
i’ve been toilet town for years, i’m a famous fuckin artist and my art is seen all over the fuckin world, you fuck.
my art is all over the fucking world!!!
and yeah i’m in lehigh valley all the time. i go there whenever the fuck i want. i go anywhere i fucking want.
if you ever saw my face with the awesome beards i grow, you’d fuckin love it, everybody does. i’ve been featured in a magazine just for being able to grow such an awesome beard. are you even a real man like me? can you even grow a beard!
what are you? nothing! never heard of you. you think i’d waste time making fun of you?! im fuckin international.
every where i go ladies want to fuck me, and all the guys want to give me high fives.
toilet town fuckin shits on your town.
sloppy diahrea shit all over your town.
no one fucks with me. and on top of all that i’m level 47 orc hunter on world of warcraft, and if you play on there i’ll find you and fuckin own you. also i’m really good at a lot of other video games as well. i’ll own you in any video game in any arcade. im pro at Dance dance revolution also!
look at my profile, im fuckin famous.
`alex
toilettown.com
You should of taken a second to look at my profile instead of being a conceited fuck and assumed it was made to made fun of you. Then you could of avoided fuckin with a real man like myself.
This is old news, but the jersey city foundation spot is completely destroyed. Even the ground was destroyed and is now just a giant dirt landfill. Here’s a photo of me taken by Jersey Dave.
April 18th and 19th did two demo’s with Jetty. One at shields skatepark the other at Black Diamond. Black Diamond is the old vans park inside of a mall. In the food court bathroom there is only two stalls one with some crack head in it talking to himself and the other with no toilet paper.. went to sears bathroom and some weird guy is in there doing weird things to himself.. went to macys bathroom and finally no weirdo’s or crazys around. Here is a photo of me doing a rocknroll taken by nick zegel at shields skate park from the demo.
I keep randomly ending up in NYC.. This sat. I ended up there at 11:30am and skated by myself all over the city until 8pm. Take me to any block in the city and I can show you at least one rad spot, you may have not seen before. Also there’s a good chance you will hate the stuff I want to skate.
I can put photos from my cell on the computer now.. also i’ve fallen on my phone so many times while skating that it doesnt work so well and is constantly turning itself off, so if i miss your call, thats why.
cellar door to rail
bump to bar